What the signs need:

zodiacbear:

Aries: a blunt

Taurus: a bubble bath

Gemini: ten shots of vodka

Cancer: a big fluffy blanket

Leo: cuddles

Virgo: a vacation

Libra: attention

Scorpio: peace and quiet

Sagittarius: $50000

Capricorn: a chill pill

Aquarius: roadtrip

Pisces: a really long hug